General Questions and Comments

Are there any shipping fees?
Can I download the same product that I purchased awhile ago?
What can I use your services for?
Do you offer a Money Back Refund Policy?
Can I edit the novelty excuse forms?
What software is required to view your forms?
How long will it take for my forms to arrive?
I can't download my items!
How many times can I download the same form after I purchase it?
Do I need an email address?
Will you provide me with details to fill out my form such as proper names, addresses, and phone numbers?
I am having trouble downloading a form!
How do I make the novelty forms look authentic and real by using my own printer?
Why should I order from you?

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Are there any shipping fees?
No. All of our products can be downloaded by you - the customer - immediately after being purchased online! There is no shipping! No waiting!

Can I download the same product that I purchased awhile ago?
Noveltyexcuses.com gives you complete access to the download link for 30 days and/or 3 downloads (which ever comes first). Once downloaded, your excuses may be used over and over.

What can I use your services for?
Whatever you please, as long as the action you perform with a product or service from our company, is legal and does not inflict harm on others. Noveltyexcuses.com bares no responsibility for the actions you take with our products and services. We also are not here to provide legal advice and recommend that you speak with the appropriate officials, if you have reason to be concerned about any sort of action you intend to take with products or services purchased from our company and/or site.

Do you offer a Money Back Refund Policy?
No. This is because we are selling these novelty excuse forms with the agreement per our policy that you use them as strictly gags, intended to trick friends, family, and or colleagues. And like any gag, the success rate on making your personal gag work would ultimately depend on how YOU - sell your gag.

Can I edit the novelty excuse forms?
We have made our novelty excuse forms and degrees 100% customizable! If there something you don't like or want to change, you have complete control over doing so. Use the name of any company, medical center, proper dates, etc, to make the novelty form look as real as possible!

What software is required to view your forms?
A valid working version of Microsoft Word. Another program that could be used would be Office Suite, a Word-like program. NOTE: Noveltyexcuses.com is not responsible for any problems that might occur by using any forms of software that we point out like Word or Office Suite, because it's merely, a suggestion.

The files that we do provide you are in .doc format and completely adjustable including erasing or removing any indication of our company name and details filled in per each template. One of our forms was created as a .png file which can be easily edited using Adobe Fireworks. (Download link for free version located below) If you need the file in another standard format, please contact us and we'll see if we can adjust our files, prior to ordering.

Another necessary program, is a piece of software which can unzip files! All of the fake Novelty Excuses, are contained in a compressed folder (a .zip file or .rar file). Make sure you have WinZip, WinRAR or another unzipping program installed or consider a Freeware program such as:

How long will it take for my forms to arrive?
After you have made your purchase, you will receive an email message containing a link for your download. Depending on your email client, it may take 5-10 minutes to arrive your in-box. E-mail spam blockers are very common now and can easily place valid emails in a "spam" folder. Please check this folder before contacting us for order status. We send you the product via-download link, everything you will need will be in this zip file. We will send the product to the email address you provided on the order form.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions or concerns about your order.

I can't download my items!
If you do not have permission to the download page, your order's status may have been changed to UNPAID, because of problems getting your payment processed through the issuing bank. Noveltyexcuses.com can not give refunds if you encounter such problems, since bank processing errors are beyond our control.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions or concerns about your order.

How many times can I download the same form after I purchase it?
You have up to 30 days and/or 3 downloads (whichever comes first) to use the link. This prevents multiple use and prevents our service from being abused.

Do I need an email address?
Yes. We require a working email address so we can send you an email containing your download link and a copy of your receipt. If you do not have an email address, there are many online companies that provide FREE email services such as: Yahoo, MSN, AOL.

Will you provide me with details to fill out my form such as proper names, addresses, and phone numbers?
Sorry, but we can't do that. Noveltyexcuses.com will not provide any customer with anything more than a realistic looking form to fill out. By purchasing from us, you take full responsibility for your own actions and the content you write on your own form which you will ultimately use yourself. The form comes with examples or suggestions to work with (that is all).

Most information about hospital names, schools, phone numbers, etc is available to the public through quality search engines like Google.com or Yahoo.com.

I am having trouble downloading a form!
There should be no issues. You may be having internet connection problems. We'll see what we can do. Please contact us for download support.

How do I make the novelty forms look authentic and real by using my own printer?
Click on the "how it works" link for more information and suggestions.

Why should I order from you?
We are a reputable company who has established a long list of satisfied customers. We offer top quality forms and deliver what we promise. No waiting. Instant download and available to you in seconds.

You get all twelve (12) authentic looking fake forms for just one (1) low price of 19.95! Of course, you may find other sites that sell their fake excuse forms for much cheaper, but it is true what they say... you get what you pay for! Many sites will not show you actual samples of their forms. They expect you to trust their work and their appearance. We show you our products before you buy. If you want true quality, authentic looking fake excuse forms, look no further than Novelty Excuses.